I have a confession to make, and I am scared to say it out loud for fear that readers may potentially question my feminity. Here it goes… I hate getting my hair cut. Not just dis-like, but actually HATE it. I think it all stems back to a few unfortunate incidents from when I was younger. (I will get to these experiences in just a moment)
You see, most women not only don’t mind getting their hair cut, they actually look forward to it. I would say that the average woman goes to get her hair cut every 2-3 months. I go twice a year… My mom has been seeing her hair stylist for something like 15 years. My other mom Coco has been seeing Alfred for a long time too. Even my sister has been seeing her lady forever and just like my mothers, will follow her as she moves to new salons. My sister even went hiking with her hair stylist the other day. The idea of having to spend extra time with whoever cuts my hair makes me want to gouge my own eyeball out.
When I was 6 or 7 I begged my mom to let me get my hair cut short (keep in mind, that fact is according to Diane… I DO NOT remember begging, I just remember the short hair cut). Anywho, I ended up with a disgusting looking bowl cut and had at least 2 boys ask me if I was a girl or a boy. You can imagine what that did to my self esteem. 7 years later, I was 14 and preparing to enter high school. Apparently I had completely blocked out any memories of the aforementioned event because during the summer I saw a picture of an adorable looking girl in my Brio magazine and thought, “I want to get her pixie hair cut!” I even carried the picture around in my wallet. So, my mom and sister and I had an appointment to get out hair cut right before our end of the summer trip to Hawaii. At the last minute our hair stylist had some sort of family emergency and had to cancel. Now, for whatever reason, I was HELL-BENT on getting my hair cut before the trip. I insisted that my mother take me to Super Cuts so that I could get my pixie cut before the trip… Well, you can imagine what occured. Not only did I get my hair chopped to my ears, it was chopped by someone who had no clue about my hair texture or history of hair cuts and therefore could not warn me that under NO circumstances would this be a flattering cut on me. (run-on sentence I know, but I am writing with passion here) Needless to say, it was bowl cut disaster part deux.
 Other Reasons I Hate Getting My Hair Cut:
1. There are SO many other things I would rather spend $50 on (or in the case of some of my friends/family… more like $100+)
2. It hurts my head when they stick your neck into that special washing-hair sink. When I was little they used to use a special pad for my neck, but they stopped doing that ages ago.
3. I never have the courage to try anything exciting. Ever since my two-part experience with the bowl cut from hell, I am terrified to try something “new” or “drastic”.
4. I never know what to talk about with the person cutting my hair. It seems expected that you should converse as they work on you, but part of me just wishes they would leave me alone and let me read a magazine.
All that to say, tonight is the night I have to get my semi-annual hair cut. I am hopeful that it will go well and the night will not end in tragedy. The girl who I am seeing (her name is Tina) has cut my hair once before, and I do enjoy talking to her. Fortunately we have a few things in common because she lives with one of my best friends. I shall report back soon with the results of this “tempting of the fates.”